Planeless Carriers

So Bremner, Bird and Fortune were spot on when they claimed that the controversial carriers were simply Gordon Brown’s cunning plan to provide work for his constituents. New Labour’s spivs and spinners moved against the three satirists when “Admiral” Bird hilariously lampooned the novel idea of planeless British aircraft carriers. In order to pay for the new aircraft carriers we will have to sacrifice our much more useful amphibious landing capability and rely on American assault ships. This latest example of self-serving lunacy will at least have the effect of dampening down our ability to become involved in any future mad-cap foreign military adventures.

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