Bourgeois OAPs Criminalized

During its 13 years of misrule, the disastrous New Labour administration created a new crime for every day in office, most completely devoid of commonsense. Record numbers of pensioners are now being criminalized for trivial offences helping cynical police jobsworths meet their performance targets and avoid chasing real villains. A spokesman for Saga said: “These figures are a matter for concern since the police clearly find it easier to arrest a plucky pensioner than deal with young hoodlums.” Criminologist Dr David Green, director of the Civitas think tank, said: “The Government claims not to have targets – which sounds pretty unlikely. However, it is clear police forces have their own targets and are going for the easy collar rather than the hardened criminals.”

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